These caps are from TV's MASH season 2 episode "Mail Call." Air date: 2/23/74.
Early on Radar and Henry Blake share some foot-filled dialogue:
Henry gets a postcard and whistles:
Henry: On your next leave in Tokyo remember Madame Wank's Massage. Special prices on back-walking this month.
Radar: Back-walking sir?
Henry: Yeah, this girl takes her sandals off and walks on your bare back!
Radar chokes out: Oh!
Henry changes the subject, something about cake...
Radar chimes in: With their bare feet?
Now for the caps and dialogue therein:
Margaret: I got something in mail call today too!
Frank: Oh Margaret, your toe-straighteners came!
Margaret: I sent away for these sheer hose and these spike heels just to make myself more attracttive to you!
Frank: You didn't have to do that. I'd find you attractive if you were naked!
Margaret: That's a pity Frank. You see these shoes also come in clear plastic and you can see what each little toe is up to.
Frank: Really Margaret?
Margaret: Really! Just think Frank, when the war is over you can go back to your wife and her sensible shoes.
Later...in the OR:
Frank: Margaret, I'll do anything! I'll get down on my knees! I'll kiss your feet!
A slight pause...
Margaret: My tent! 8 o'clock!
Enjoy!
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