"Mom, thanks again for inviting me home to live with you while I'm
going through my divorce."

The pleasure is all mine. Since your father passed away I've been
lonely and wanting another man around the house. I advertised on
those dating websites but the only guys that reply are creepy old
men. I'm looking for someone more about your age.

"Well, I'm available. What's for breakfast?"

Kellogg's sugar pops and cold milk. That was your favorite when
you were a teenager.

"I really like that idea of being the man around the house."

Oops, my robe came open again. Sorry about that honey.

"No apology necessary."

"Mom, have you been working out? Your body looks fantastic."

I'm glad you noticed. Yeah, I've been swimming laps in the pool
every morning and eat more fresh fruit and vegetables.

"How could I not notice? Your body is so sexy that just looking
at you would give any guy an erection and that includes me. Mom,
can I ask you a personal question? I'm dying to know what your
answer is."

Sure, ask me anything

"Well, the term "man of the house" can mean two different things.
The first is a general term for a woman who simply enjoys having
a member of the opposite sex around to keep her company. The
other meaning is where a woman is suggesting that the man
assumes the duties of a former husband, including those in the
bedroom. Don't answer if you don't want to and please don't think
that I'm some pervert who would like to start fucking his mother
everyday. I'm curious and would like to know what your reply is."

Oh, the coffee is ready. Just a second...

"I sure hope your answer is the one I would like to hear."

It's the second meaning you described. All duties including those
in the bedroom. Also, once a day would be fine.

"Awesome, when can we get started?"

Right after you finish your coffee.

[One year later]

Doctor, first I would like to thank you for returning my call. I know
that psychiatric consultations are expensive, so I will get right to
the point. About a year ago my thirty year old son moved home
with me because he was getting a divorce. Anyway, the next day
we had sex."

"There's really nothing to be worried about. I imagine that both of
you were celebrating and perhaps alcohol was involved. Don't
worry and put the incident behind you. We all make mistakes."

Doctor, it wasn't one incident. We started having a sexual affair.

"How long did it last? A few days, maybe a week?"

It's been over a year and we have sex everyday. In fact, we just
got done fucking about ten minutes ago and I'm still naked.

"Honestly, I've never heard of this before. You must be a very
beautiful woman with a spectacular body."

Yes, people tell me that all the time.

"Well, I will consider taking you as a client, but there is something
that you need to do first. It may sound unconventional, but will help
give me a better understanding of your predicament."

What is it?

"I want you and your son to make a custom video and send it to
me. In the beginning of the video you and him should be fully
dressed and introduce yourselves. Put emphasis on that you are
your son's real mother and not his stepmom. Afterwards, start
kissing each other then take off your clothes and fuck in every
imaginable position. Is that something you would consider doing?"

I suppose so, but I won't be able to send the video until tomorrow
because we have already had sex twice today. Early this morning
I was naked and swimming laps in the pool. My son was watching
and got an erection, so I gave him a blowjob. Then this afternoon
we were watching porn videos in the living room and he fucked me
on the couch."

"Make another video of you and him doing that too."

Okay. Is there anything else you need?

"Maybe. Do you have anal sex with your son?"


"Well, it would be good therapy so I suggest you start doing it
two or three times a week."

You want my son to fuck his mother in the ass?

"Yeah and make a video of it."

Okay. You are the doctor.

"Oh, one last thing. Do you let your son ejaculate inside you?"

Of course not because I'm his mother, but there have been a few
accidents. Over the past year I estimate that we have fucked
about four hundred times. Maybe twenty or thirty of those times
he prematurely ejaculated but always apologized afterwards and
promises that it won't happen again.

"Four hundred times? Your son really loves fucking his mother.
Anyway, in addition to the therapy that I prescribed earlier, tell him
to start ejaculating inside you instead of pulling out."

Doctor, the reason why I called was because I'm having guilt
feelings and maybe should end our sexual relationship. I don't see
how ass fucking and encouraging my son to ejaculate inside me
could possibly help the situation.

"Depriving your son the ultimate erotic pleasure of ejaculating in
his mother is causing him mental anguish. Think about how he
feels and what harm you are doing to him instead of just yourself."

Maybe you are right. I've never thought about it that way.

"You can trust me. I'm a doctor. Send the videos and call me back
in two weeks."