Thank-you for the lovely Alla erazor. -A girl who deserves honor and admiration because I choose to give them to her, even if she doesn't know.
I never understood this thing where women in baths in softcore pornography put their tongues on soap. Yuck! They should have put a photograph in there with her grimacing and spitting it out. It would have been funny! -And she still would be beautiful.
-But she probably didn't touch the soap with her tongue after all. I hope she didn't.