The TILF Pageant

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Just a quick disclaimer which shouldn't be necessary but apparently they let anyone on the internet these days! This is all a fantasy with photos generated by AI of people who do not exist and not based on anyone living or dead, and are all clearly identified as representing people over the age of 21. My first post, hopefully more to come if people like my approach.

It seems like an ordinary British school but hides a fascinating tradition. There was a secret bequest which set up a committee to oversee an annual "TILF pageant". According to the stories every year just before Christmas there's a list sent round the parents and over 18 students to collect the names of potential candidates. The most popular are offered inducements to take part if they were so inclined. Then over the spring break those would come in and take a photo or two as their entry. These would be circulated to the parents and a vote taken. A substantial prize would then be awarded to the winner and to their department.

The rules were simple: "you must be lying on a desk, you can wear whatever you are comfortable with, showing as much or little as you like. However remember viewer's votes will decide the winner. Make sure the photo acknowledges the competition. You can submit between 1 and 3 photos" 

You would think this would be all over the newspapers but somehow this has been kept a secret until now. Fortunately I was able to use the latest AI to hack the server the organising committee used to store the entries so I can share this year's 15 participant's entries with you and a few notes I found.

"Completely mad Welsh Art teacher - she'd probably have done this even if she hadn't just made the top 15"


"Art and Craft department"


"Teaches English, enjoys the classics"


"Another English teacher looks like she had a second go"

"Geography Department entry"


"Teaches history, ironically the oldest Teacher on this year's slate"


"Maths teacher originally from Ukraine. Apparently she showed her partner the first pic and he told her to come back and go a bit further!"


"French language assistant on exchange for this year from Paris"


"Italian language assistant on exchange for this year from Rome"


"Probationary Dance teacher enjoyed taking the first photo and decided to come back for another"



"RE teacher originally from Ireland answered a question about whether her hair was natural"


"Teaches Biology, clearly intends to use this pic in a lesson!"


"Chemistry teacher, very nerdy, didn't expect her to agree to do this"


"On the Science Lab tech staff"


Who would you vote for?

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The redhead - of course

Nice renders, and at least women with realistic proportions! Keep going, badinage!!

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Great Thread!!

My votes:

1 - Chemistry
2 - English
3 - Math (would win if shows more)

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Ok, so I had a word with "Maths" husband who is really keen for her to do well, to explain there was a chance of another vote in the competition, and he said he'd see what he could do. And this morning he sent me this, saying just make sure these are kept private

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So I kept thinking about that cute Chemistry mistress... nerdy girl-next-door vibe, just my sort of thing. I found her number on the site and gave her a call. Apparently she'd found the whole experience a successful experiment. So I pitched an idea to her to do a quick set called "Chemical Reactions" and she was interested. "I think I'll have some free time tomorrow - just one curriculum meeting but I'll try to get myself off quickly". "Now that a thought..." I said.

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The investigation continues! Apparently there was a video camera running when some of the photos were being taken...

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Not sure if the Art and Craft Department are wooing the voters especially after the strong display by the sporty types previously! But here goes anyway!

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Geography




English 2

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A bit of a problem with the news of this getting out... apparently the older teachers are complaining that they weren't chosen! Well, given that it was a free vote I'm not sure that was going to happen. Maybe their husbands convinced them that they'd been overlooked. However a group of them decided to have their own "Appreciation Day" and what they lack in youthful charm they seem to have made up in enthusiasm. So I'll let them have their day anyway.

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For rigoberto737 - A Miss Geography special

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That strawberry-blonde older teacher was determined to put on a show by herself....